Levity for your Monday
A priest, an
evangelist, and a minister were in a row boat in the middle of a pond fishing.
None of them had caught anything all morning.
Then the evangelist stands up and says he
needs to go to the bathroom so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water
to shore. He comes back ten minutes later the same way.
Then the minister decides he needs to go to
the bathroom, too, so he climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to
shore. He, too, comes back the same way ten minutes later.
The priest looks at both of them and
decides that his faith is just as strong as his fishing buddies and that he can
walk on water, too. He stands up and excuses himself. As he steps out, he makes
a big splash down into the water.
The evangelist looks at the minister and
says,"I suppose we should have told him where the rocks were."