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Here's a rib tickler for you...

A man who had just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed fervently as he looked at the quickly approaching ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity.

"Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" he shouted to her, as they passed by.

"No..." she replied, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"

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